Hey bitches, Erik and Chris here from LGTC headquarters. One thing about us that I’ll bet you didn’t know is that we fucking love to rap. I know, I know, we’re just two stupid white boys who listened to too much Wu-Tang when we were in high school, but that doesn’t mean we can’t rip up a mic or two while telling some drug jokes. If you’ve ever been forced to eat shrooms by your roommate while undergoing a painful diet of “pizza bagels, slurpees, and ice water”, then you’ll know what’s going on here:

Watch that, and keep it tuned here for the whole half hour pilot! 2009 baby!

And just in case you want to impress everyone you pull up next to at red lights, you can: Download the Pizza Bagel MP3 Here!